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For a topic that is often linked to fear and stress, knowing a few lighthearted asides is not necessarily a bad thing. You may even want to integrate these jokes as ice breakers when networking, meeting new clients or giving a presentation. What are your favorite jokes about retirement? Leave them in the comments section below. An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
For a topic that is often linked to fear and stress, knowing a few lighthearted asides is not necessarily a bad thing. You may even want to integrate these jokes as ice breakers when networking, meeting new clients or giving a presentation. Allison Bell October 07,
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book". My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater. All one liners Choose by topic For special events New one liners. Retirement one liners.