Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation. Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation.
Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. You may unsubscribe at any time. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.
Historically, masturbation has gotten a pretty bad rap. It's been said that jerking-off can cause blindness, will make you impotent or infertile, can lead to mental illness, or, arguably the worst of them all, will result in you burning in eternal hellfire. However, that hasn't seemed to deter most of us. Personally, I side with Louis C. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.
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