These bands purposefully teeter the line of "might be joking" as their aesthetic statement, so that they can, conviently dial up, and then withdraw "meaning" from "transgressive" elements. But it's not. It's effete bullshit. There is no real idea, it's totally uncommital, reactionary and puerile fakery. At best, it aims for some elusive Albini-schooled pigfuck , but, it never gets there. Is that in fact ironic, too? Does that make it post-ironic ironic irony?
We don't know a lot about the science behind female ejaculation, a. We don't know exactly what's in it. We don't know why some women can do it, while others can't. Even women who squirt don't fully understand how they do it though they do generally agree it's pretty dope.
Study claims to have the formula. Not everyone has the time, energy, or desire to spend hours swiping left on dating apps. So they get someone to do it for them. Marshall runs a stealth matchmaking service from her home in Guelph, Ont. How exactly are they able to do that, you ask?