Funny dating disaster stories

In fact, being on a dating app for a long time more or less guarantees that, at some point, you will have a truly awful date. Or, in some cases, a truly horrifying date. In a recent Reddit thread, people shared their dating horror stories. And although none of them are bad enough to scare you off from dating for life, they'll make you thankful for all of the good dates you've been on.

Marta Lolita. Age: 22. Hello my name is Marta. I am a true lolita, I have 18 years and body of a teenager girl. I am eager to meet you,i have learned a few things but I want to learn many more with you. I learn quickly if you are willing to teach me;)

Supremely Cringy First Date Horror Stories

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Petersburg and Saransk. What a liar. A final error on my part was allowing him to walk me home. He then turned up at my flat saying we should go to the cinema, like he had said in one of his million texts. Not okay. Then he saw I had a picture with a guy friend from university who had come to stay. In the morning I had to go straight to a brunch thing so asked to use his shower.

Tanya. Age: 24. If you make me your choice, you will primarily get to enjoy yourself in the companion of a beautiful, intelligent young girl.

17 Fucked-Up Dating Horror Stories That'll Make You Uneasy

The first thing he did was give me drugstore perfume, a shirt with a picture of his band on it, and some business cards, 'in case my friends want his band to play. No second date. We ate and went to my house, and he turned on my PS4 to play God of War by himself, demanding I rub his back while he played. Then he went to my bathroom and after 15 minutes, I heard loud-ass poop sounds.

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When it comes to horrible first dates, they're no different than taxes or puberty: everyone hates them, but everyone's gotta get through them. Thankfully, the very worst first dates often become hilarious stories in hindsight, though some remain complete terrors even years after the fact. Plus, many horrible first dates provide you excellent excuses to end a creepy-ass date before it goes too far. You might have thought you had a date from Hell, but did you ever date somebody who claimed to know the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Didn't think so.

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