Electrician jokes are always current! And it takes a real bright spark to come up with these electrical jokes and puns. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to conductor a conversation using these jokes. Some of them are old, but some of them are current, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our collection of the very best electrician jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh at them until it Hertz.
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